“Once you get your mix right, put it in a blender. Hell yeah I’m wingstop; b***h, I’m selling chicken tenders. Yeah I get this beat from energy and walk it like Kemba.” -Drego
So, really what is a blender? It’s a cup with blades at the bottom that cut up what you want it to, but the blender is more than just a kitchenary device. It’s a metaphor for Persona 3 reload and, sometimes, FL Studio (if you know, you know).
If you think about it, both blenders and Persona 3 are about change. If you put your hand in a blender it changes for the negative cause it gets mangled, but if you put fruit in there, you get a nice luh smoothie. (This is going to be a banger). (Can we get an award for this)? (This is the next Finnegan’s wake, I think).
But what else do blenders even do? You put your mix right, you sprinkle a little FL in there, you got a nice luh jun.
So, I write to you today to say that blenders are really goated. If I could start a football club, I would name it the Brixton Blenders because it sounds british and british people play football, and I love blenders. But I much prefer basketball. The term blender can also be used in a basketball context. The term blender in basketball, rather the term to put in a blender, is when a player does a series of ‘nice’ dribble moves, eventually leading to a basket on the defender, which coincidentally rhymes with blender.
(Breaks into song)
In court im my own defender
Sitting next to me
WHAT there’s a blender?
My blender and I got in a fender
Prolly cuz we just got back from a bender
Blender by my side while drink the 40
Blender by my side watching rick and morty
Blender by my side he got his own shorty
Put him in a blender all night so I dropped 40
My blenders got much more green than your pockets
We so locked in its like a bunch of john stocktons
Put you into a blender Tmac on the rockets
Give my blenders max contract with that player option.
Shouts to blender nation across the world, keep your mix right.
